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Whacking Permalink Archive 27-7-02 The Guardian: more brain-free column space than ever! The latest Guardian piece gives us the latest shocking investigative discoveries about American corporate evil. Brothers, let us gather canned goods and head to rural utopia! The author reveals (*gasp*) that some corporate-suit types are criminals. Congratulations socialist airhead, you've all woken up to something everyone else on the planet has known since they learned to put the round peg in the round hole. Nice to see their intellectual development is moving along. (Do these sadcats actually think they're telling us something new and shocking?) No doubt this is the latest sign of the death of evil capitalism, which that genius Marx (you know, the unemployed parasite who's been wrong roughly 100% of the time) predicted all those many years ago. Dang...it still hasn't happened yet. Never mind comrades, it's..um..just around the corner I'm sure.
Everyone? Name six of them.
Um, no, we didn't.
Such revelatory, intellectual analysis. These lefties never cease to amaze. Next week: playing with matches is really, really naughty.
Actually, I think these dumb, ignorant tobacco-chewin Americans have already heard of Richard Nixon.
These broadsheet journos are sooooo deep man.... (I've snipped the rest of the lame satire) ...actually, the rest of the article is pretty much the same juvenile, lefty piffle. I'll spare you the pain. Nice to know
that The Guardian continues it's tradition of intellectual superiority
over the tabloid scum. Never let is be said the paper is a sad grab-bag
of 60's socialist hangovers, anti-American snobbery, teenage sentiment
and general resentment against western democratic society. Keep up the
good work boys! Bates vs. The Dickheads Matthew Bates takes on idiot student protestors. Read
this...NOW. Link via Pejman. The gift
everyones needs. Current reading: A Short History of The World - Geoffery Blainey Current listening: Mullholland Drive soundtrack A CD I like that noone else does: Tin Machine Four world leaders who need to die soon: Saddam Hussein, Robert Mugabe, Fidel Castro, Yasser Arafat Celebrity I'd most like to share a hot tub with right now: Beyonce Knowles 3 really irritating TV people: Bryant Gumbel, Steve Irwin The last DVD I watched: Ronin Good performances from bad actors: Burt Reynolds in Deliverance, Gina Gershon in The Insider, Ice Cube in Three Kings, Bryan Brown in Breaker Morant, Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight Worst performance to win an Oscar: Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman Actors
who ruin every scene they're in:
Julia Roberts, Ice T, Shannen Doherty, William Petersen Another Hugh
Mackay load of crap got printed
today. The usual Mackay formula applies; Can you imagine
if the Roman empire had been filled with intellectuals like Mackay? The
babarians would have been using their balls for cocktail olives. Another horrible, evil bastard who doesn't know his place Shannon
Davies is one of a rare breed: a uni student with functional brain
cells and a healthy disrespect for leftists idiocy. Today he is saying
lots of ghastly,
unacceptable things about student protestors. Has he no shame?
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