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25-7-02

More fun conservative-bashing

Richard Roeper does this marvellous takedown of airhead Ann Coulter. I'm bewildered why so many of my fellow non-left comrades are so in love with this peroxide bathplug. She's as much of a flake as Richard Neville. The fact that she's right-wing and better dressed doesn't give her a right to stupidity.
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Miranda Devine and Nanny State conservatism

Former Murdoch columnist Miranda Devine is the kind of conservative who gives me assgas: the strong nanny-statist, who believes the government is there to stop us doing naughty things to ourselves.

In today's Sydney Morning Herald article, she's blathering about the evils of pokie machines.

As for the drinkers, it's hard to find anyone who likes what poker machines have done to their pubs. The sickly lights, the cheerful jingles, the rows of zombies wasting countless hours in the most mindless pursuit known to man. You might as well be dead.

How about this for an idea Miranda: maybe they can - A) not put their money in the machines, B) go somewhere else. Odd that Devine should spout personal responsibility in regards to crime-n-punishment issues but ignore it when it comes to someone spending their own money.

Five years after poker machines became an institution in the state's pubs it's hard to find a Sydneysider who doesn't still resent them

Well, except for the thousands that use them, and the many of thousands who couldn't give a shit one way or the other. If noone likes them, what the hell do you have to worry about? Won't the problem go away by itself?

Since the Government liberalised gaming laws in 1997, hotels have become nothing more than gaming parlours, as poker machines become more profitable than beer.

Well bugger me... pub owners are doing something which gives the punters what they want and makes them more money. Who'd have thought?

While hoteliers grow fat on poker machine riches, after five years on the pokie teat the NSW Government is addicted to the revenue, expected to be $779 million next financial year.

Pardon me Miranda, but what the fuck are you on about? The same hoteliers who are being somehow coerced into taking these massively popular machines, and now the evil bastards "growing fat on poker machine riches?". This woman is in a serious state of confusion.

Australia has 20 per cent of the world's poker machines, five times more than the United States. Because we can, we spend six times as much of our retail spending dollar on gambling as the British, who are just about to liberalise their own gaming laws, to their eternal regret.

This is the First Principle of socialism Miranda, are you aware of that? "don't give people freedom of choice - they'll do stuff we don't like!!."

And while pubs only have 30 per cent of the nation's pokies at present, they have minted a new breed of victim, according to gambling researchers. The blue-collar worker aged between 18 and 35 who used to drop into the pub for a drink after work has been found to be dropping $50 or $100 on the pokies as well. Imagine the pay cheques blown, the families broken up, lives destroyed.

The hypocrisy of the right-wing statist: people have responsibility for themselves, except when it comes to them choosing to spend their money on something they want. Much like booze, drugs, hookers and porn. I love it when these wankers wave the flag of liberty when it comes to doing their tax return, but ditch it as soon as non-christian behaviour raises it's head.

Hah! The Productivity Commission has estimated the booming gambling industry costs society up to $2.9billion annually in associated social problems, outstripping the cost of illicit drugs ($890 million) and alcohol ($2.4billion) as a social problem.

Yeah, we can ban gambling maybe. That will be so effective in solving the problem. Just like our marvellous success in the "war against drugs". Miranda must draw great comfort in keeping her head in her ass.

But we don't hear about poker machine harm minimisation. Banning neon lights just doesn't cut it.

"Harm minimisation" - we're going to stop you spending your money on something you want. At least the Bolsheviks are consistent in their totalitarian bullshit. Miranda's commitment to the principles of democratic liberty seems somewhat dubious, to say the least. It's the same moralistic hypocrisy that pollutes many conservative politicians the world over. Stop trying to save us and leave us alone, you bastards.
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African Psycho goes...um....more psycho

Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe - owner of the world's silliest mustache and ISO pinup-boy - is now attacking the aid agencies who are trying to feed the people he is starving to death.

With riot police encircling the capital on Tuesday, Mr Mugabe opened parliament by denouncing the countries supplying aid to Zimbabwe's starving millions.

At the first sitting since his disputed election victory in March, Mr Mugabe said donors were trying to impose "sinister" political and economic agendas "under cover of humanitarian aid".

"No-one takes advantage of our stomachs to get to the soul of our sovereignty," he said.

Robert Mugabe - the first leader in history to be afraid of a coup d'etat via sandwich.

Denouncing what he called "Western bullies" interfering in his country's affairs, President Robert Mugabe has rejected warnings that Zimbabwe faces famine as early as September and said economic recovery depends on land redistribution.

He's very big on this land distribution caper. This is where Mugabe's armed thugs invade a farm, kill the white farmer, realise they have no idea how to grow crops or raise livestock, then start robbing nearby villages when they begin to starve. But hey, it's better than being bossed around by old whitey!!

In June, the US gave Zimbabwe 8500 tonnes of maize but a further 10,000 tonnes was rejected because it did not have a certificate saying it had not been genetically modified.

Never let it be said Mugabe doesn't have his priorities in order. He will no doubt be applauded by deluded westerners for rejecting evil corporate polluted food.
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Black idiots

Check out these dickheads. They named Robert Mugabe their man of the year for 2001.
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Listen to this man

Middle-East commentator Daniel Pipes

The Israelis have clearly made a mistake, and need to be more careful. It's a tragedy. We must all urge the Israelis to approach these problems more carefully.

That said, it is also important to realize that the Palestinians have the moral opprobrium here in having the leaders of their military in civilian areas. There is no distinction, and they are making it I think on purpose a target for the Israelis so that when the Israelis do strike, it's likely that they will have civilian casualties.

So, the Israelis have got to be more careful, but the Palestinians are not playing fair. You don't put your military men in houses with children.

[...] Military installations in the Palestinian areas are consistently found in civilian areas. So, what one finds all the time is the Israelis are trying very hard to avoid taking-inflicting casualties and sometimes even taking themselves.

You remember, a few months ago, some 13 Israelis were killed because they fell into a booby trap. So, it happens both ways. I mean, I'm in no way apologizing for what the Israelis have done today. I'm just saying there's a context, and it's one which is tragic.

But it's one in which this man, Salah Shehadeh, has a very important role. He is one of the founders of the military wing of Hamas. He was in Israeli jail for 14 years, from 1984 to 1998. He's a close associate of the leader of Hamas, Ahmed Yassin. He's been, as was indicated earlier, on the top of the Israelis' most wanted list for some months now. The Israelis did blow up his house actually in December of last year. He is their target and he is, as I said before, and I think it's fair to say, he's making sure that he's surrounded by his wife, his children and other civilians.
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Lance Armstrong shoves it up the French

This cancer survivor is gonna win his 4th consecutive Tour De France. Isn't that delicious? Seeing some yanqui crap all over the best Europe has to offer (including crybaby drug-cheat asswipes Richard Virenque and Marco Pantani) must be making the Euro (and especially french) journalists internally haemorrhage.

The snivelling French pissheads are still accusing Armstrong of being a drug cheat, despite years of investigations that have shown nothing. Yet they cheer B-grade has-been Virenque who IS a drug cheat.

Go Armstrong, Go!!
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"Holy" Shit

Little Green Footballs posts these charming anti-Israel sermons broadcasted on government-sponsored muslim media channels. Here's one from Saudi state TV....

He prays: "O God, support our brother mujahidin for your sake everywhere. O God, grant them victory in Palestine, Kashmir, and Chechnya. O God, deal with the aggressor Jews and all aggressive infidels. O God, deal with them for they are within your power."

And the civilised world is supposed to "listen" to these fruitcakes.....
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The Gaza Attack

As usual, Pejman says it good....

Unlike the false apologies offered by the Palestinian Authority for dead Israelis, I don't mourn the deaths of innocent Palestinians merely because it might cause political problems for the Israelis.

Instead, I mourn their deaths because they have been placed in the line of fire by a number of militant terrorists who have absolutely no compunction whatsoever about using Palestinian civilians as targets and killing machines. I find it continually horrifying that Palestinians are brainwashed into using their own bodies as instruments of terro by volunteering to serve as suicide bombers. I find it horrifying as well that Palestinian terrorists who have given themselves to the cause of an armed struggle against the Israelis, would so callously and so ruthlessly use Palestinian civilians as human shields. It should be noted that terrorists like the Hamas leader who was killed yesterday, decided to live among civilians, and base his operations from a geographical area that was populated by civilians. It is impossible not to come to the conclusion that this tactic is designed to maximize the possibility that any Israeli strike against Palestinian terrorists causes the deaths of innocent civilians--deaths that the terrorists and their apologists and sympathizers will be able to exploit for propaganda purposes. After all, human life isn't nearly as important as good PR for Yasser Arafat, and his various and sundry bootlickers.

In any event, the deaths of innocents are to be grieved--no matter what side they take in this struggle. And I grieve unequivocally for the deaths of the innocent Palestinian civilians.
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