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22-7-02

Gazza the uni monkey

Gareth Parker is a uni student? Goddamn. And he seemed so sensible. Why is he not protesting about something? Doesn't he understand he's supposed to be out there educating all us ignorant pigswill, waving his armpit hair into a TV camera?

Usenet: where losers of the world unite & validate western cultural superiority

Was reading my aus.motorcycles newsgroup, and came across this post;

From: America Lover, Aussie Murderer (ikillaussiechildren@irapethemtoo.com)
Subject: All Australians Deserve To Be Raped, Tortured, And Murdered
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling, rec.arts.drwho, alt.slack, alt.tv.real-world, aus.motorcycles, aus.politics, alt.dss.hack, soc.culture.australianView this article onlyDate: 2002-07-21 10:03:13 PST

All Australians Deserve To Be Raped, Tortured, And Murdered
The cold, clinical fact is that this is true. Australia is filled from
shore to shore by rednecks and white trash, and it's time we sent some of
these sheep-fucking, koala-sucking facist gun hating shitbags to eternal
torture in hell where they rightfully belong. Let's start with the
children, they scream exceptionally nice when they're raped.
PS Hi Hazell Dean has a great voyce, RSPW still owns you like the Unamerican Bitch you are. America is the greatest country in the world.

.....which was met with some equally intelligent rebuttals

"Gabbfduy" <gabbfduyNOSPAM@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3D3B2E01.5030500@optusnet.com.au...


Are the americans invading Australia now ???

The real cold, clinical fact here is that American foreign policy has been responsible for more raping, torturing and murder than any other regime in the history of the world. This rednecks comments just go to underline that fact.

Sleep well my american friend. The time of american sovereignty on this planet is fast approaching the end. Whether it be a guy living in a cave somewhere, a group of american company accountants or the hand of god himself, the country will fall, and fall hard.

If you dont believe me, look at history.

nighty night.

Yes folks, in the western world, we throw these sad nerds into usenet. In Saudi Arabia, they become clerics and government ministers. Let's all celebrate our wankers :)

The rise and rise of anti-semitism

John Pilger - who never met a homicide-bomber he didn't like - really needs to read this. That way, at least he'll have the latest dose of reality to build his lies and conspiracies around.

Kernot's Mental Fungus, vol. 2,757,444

I managed to avoid hearing Cheryl Kernot on radio yesterday, but it's certainly well-covered by all those really critical objective journalists.

Cheryl Kernot discussed with her family, friends and her doctor whether to reveal her relationship with Gareth Evans in her book before deciding it was not "anybody's business". The former leader of the Democrats also said journalist Laurie Oakes had not contacted her about the affair before he went public or she might otherwise have mentioned it at her book launch. "I didn't have a very good knowledge of Labor Party payback and I'd have to say this is one of nuclear warhead proportions," Ms Kernot said on ABC radio's Sunday Profile last night.

Laurie Oakes a Labor party stooge? LOL. That's a great one, even from this grade-A flake.

"I don't have to accept Laurie Oakes' judgment about what I should and shouldn't say, and in this particular case I don't accept that he is the sole arbiter in this country of what is important in political history. I have the right to record a memoir the way I see fit."

And we have the right to point it out as bullshit and call you on it, dummy.

Ms Kernot said she would ask the Australian Federal Police to investigate the circumstances of personal e-mails between her and Mr Evans, a former deputy prime minister, being leaked to Oakes.

Say, did I hear the words "lied to parliament" anywhere?

Speaking publicly for the first time since the affair was revealed, Ms Kernot questioned the authenticity of an e-mail that Oakes claimed was from Mr Evans telling her that he had lied to parliament about their relationship. "I'm told that to actually get possession of stolen personal mail, whether it's a letter or an e-mail, may in fact involve you as a party to the original offence," Ms Kernot said.

Poor Cheryl is in a serious state of confusion here: it's not authentic, but Oakes stole it, and if he didn't steal it, it's all a lie, except it's all true....and......uh........

"I'm getting enough information to look at referring it to the federal police. It's how persons unauthorised accessed private e-mails, passed them on for use against me and others."

oooh, scary. Nice attempt at changing the subject, and a perfect display of Kernot's deluded victim-mentality. It's still everyone elses' fault.

Ms Kernot last night said the relationship influenced her decision to leave the Australian Democrats "by 1 per cent". She said that at the time of her defection she was disillusioned with her role as leader of the Democrats and would probably have left parliament if Mr Evans had not suggested the switch to Labor. She said she had never discussed "matters of state" with Mr Evans in a private capacity.

Anyone want a $2 Rolex?

"I had left the Democrats in very good shape," she said.

This woman is something else. She rats on her party to join the one she called "the bastards", basically rejecting the Dems as ineffective nobodies, and now she claim she left them in good shape. What a hero.

She said her estranged husband Gavin remained supportive despite "media onslaughts" - "in the first few days (after the affair was revealed) it felt like Salman Rushdie hiding from the fatwa."

Not only a shameless, whinging, hypocrite, traitorous rat and liar, but an offensive one as well. She gets caught up in her own web of bullshit, then compares her plight to a man living under a death sentence from islamic extremists. Cheryl, you are truly a worthless asspile.