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Richard
Neville barfs out more brainspew
Ageing
juvenile-minded hippy Dick Neville's latest contribution to Australia's
intellectual life is
up.
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Revelations about the War that Never Ends
32 idiotic
bon mots would be more accurate
This
is my pre-emptive strike against the gush of misinformation about to
unleashed by the forthcoming anniversary of you-know-what.
All that
"misinfo" which outrages poor Dickie, like "3000 innocent
civilians were murdered by islamic psycho fucks and the americans aren't
to blame".
Events
since September 11 have revealed:
Here we go.
Get your idiot-repellent ready...
That
naked, tooth-and-claw fundamentalism remains a brain disease and the
enemy of freedom. This applies to the Old Testament White House and
Zionist land stealers, as well as to militant Islam.
"Testament
White House and Zionist land stealers". Sigh.
That
hawks in the West outnumber the doves by at least ten to one, except
in Washington and Canberra, where the doves are virtually extinct. If
you think Colin Powell is a dove, youre hallucinating.
Deep geopolitical
analysis indeed.
That
US foreign policy is openly manipulated for the benefit of a group of
oil sodden, multi millionaire arms dealers who fight for their feather
beds at any cost, including the wellbeing of Earth and the lives of
wedding guests in Afghanistan.
A statement
of such shrieking vagueness Hugh Mackay could have written it.
That
for such an elite, globalisation is a codeword for cheap labour and
hungry markets, rather than a unifying approach to international problems,
like tyranny, global warming and torture.
Sorry Dick,
the soviets tried that universal approach. It tended to actually create
the problems you mentioned. But I guess tens of millions of lives is an
acceptable price to pay for not being horrible, corrupt americans.
That
there is one law for America and a boot up the ass for everyone else.
Richard's
intellectual analysis is quite something, aint' it kids?
That
the Australian Government has learnt nothing from its complicity in
the war against Vietnam, unlike our army chiefs who now admit it was
a mistake.
Well one
of them did, and besides dickhead, in a democracy the soldiers don't get
to decide policy. We're not in Leningrad anymore tovarich.
That
the credo of my country right or wrong, especially as fanned
by media hacks, makes it unnecessary for politicians to be fussy about
global justice.
In other
words, for islamic psychos to take righteous revenge on their western
capitalist oppressors. Onward comrades!!
That
a free press turns out to be a peacetime privilege, not an inalienable
right.
And tell
me, you snivelling mush-brained lefty fuckwad, which parts of our free
press have been censored?
That
the web has come of age as an alterative voice.
Stunning.
People can have blogs on the web. I'm amazed. Has anyone else heard of
this?
That
shortly after the September strikes there came to light a second series
of attacks, both here and in the US, upon thousands of innocent citizens,
which perhaps can be classed as acts of ethical terror. It wasnt
landmark towers which crashed to the ground, but landmark companies,
starting with Enron, wiping out the savings & livelihoods of hundreds
of thousands of employees & shareholders, creating misery and bleak
futures. Why? Megalomania, greed and social irresponsibility.
That
those at the helm of the terror wars are linked to companies that have
fleeced the public and/or pillaged the developing world.
More loony-tunes
stuff from inside his herb-addled brain. He is equating a corporate collapse
with terrorist mass murder. What a twat.
That
the Bush administration believes environmental laws do not apply to
vast tracts of oceans under US control, paving the way for toxic dumping,
oil rigs and war games.
Pretty much
like every other country on earth Dick, including our enlightened non-capitalist
ones. Besides, this relates to the war on terror, how?
That
Sharon and Arafat will share the same circle of hell.
Well maybe
they would, if Sharon ever adopted a lifelong commitment to exterminate
arabs.
That
around August 12/02, the prolonged beating of a Palestinian child by
occupying soldiers was able to take place under the nose of volunteer
reservist, Elyakim Rubenstein, the Israeli Attorney General.
Strange Dick
would choose this example, over the daily homicide-bombings of jews under
the nose of the PA.
That
our own Attorney General, Daryl Williams, has failed to defend the civil
rights of Australians swept up in the turmoil of war.
And what,
exactly, is he supposed to do about our nice Taliban men held in US custody?
That
Hollywood is the Pentagons Madison Avenue.
Yeah, just
like those known patriots Oliver Stone and Jane Fonda.
That
one year on, the US cluster bombs scattered in the Afghan sands are
still killing and maiming children.
Probably
a fraction as many as Soviet land mines, which I never hear you complaining
about.
That
each week, factories set up in eastern Afghanistan are currently producing
hundreds of kilos of heroin.
In other
words: Afghans go back to making heroin, and this is still the
americans fault. I can imagine Dick's reaction if the americans blew up
those facilities.
That
instead of fighting to save civilisation, as shock-jock
John Laws and Prime Minister John Howard jointly boasted they would,
live on air, the morning of September 12, both Australia and the US
have retreated from civilisation.
Um, what?
And says the man who lives on an isolated farm in the Blue Mountains.
Go back to juggling mushrooms, you sad fuck.
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Gratuitous
Holly Valance pictures
This is Holly
Valance.
She is, um,
really really cute.
Click on
each pic for a larger version.
I recommend
checking out her "kiss kiss" music video.
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New
Communist Dummy is out
The new edition
of the Socialist
Wanker is out. Woohoo!!! Yesiree, the monthly magazine of the North
Korea lobby offers you these gems in the latest issue....
- americans
are to blame for everything
- capitalism is
about to collapse!!!!! (what, again? Wasn't it all going to collapse
after 1987? Then after the dot-com crash? When is your genius Marx actually
going to be right about something?)
- in WW2, the
Japanese actually surrendered ages before the nukes were dropped,
but the americans didn't tell anybody coz they wanted to kill lots of
those slanty-eyed yellow buggers
- nuclear
weapons are the result of the capitalist system (which explains why
the Russians had the most, eh?)
- oh, and americans are to blame for everything
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The
end of Multiculturalism?
Mark Steyn
tears
multiculturalism a new bunghole.
Once
upon a time we knew what to do. A British district officer, coming upon
a scene of suttee, was told by the locals that in Hindu culture it was
the custom to cremate a widow on her husband's funeral pyre. He replied
that in British culture it was the custom to hang chaps who did that
sort of thing. There are many great things about India -- curry, pyjamas,
sitars, software engineers -- but suttee was not one of them. What a
pity we're no longer capable of being "judgmental" and "discriminating."
We're told the old-school imperialists were racists, that they thought
of the wogs as inferior. But, if so, they at least considered them capable
of improvement. The multiculturalists are just as racist. The only difference
is that they think the wogs can never reform: Good heavens, you can't
expect a Muslim in Norway not to go about raping the womenfolk! Much
better just to get used to it.
Superb. Read
the rest. Thanks to reader Geoff for the link.
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A
Theory of Political Leftism
This is interesting.
A new aussie blog has emerged - with a difference. John Ray's blog - Political
Psychology - is a kind of ever-expanding dissertation on his theory
of political leftism. It's definitely worth a read.
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