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22 October 2005 I have returned to you, my children I'm back from my holiday to Phillip Island and Melbourne. Some brief notes: Riding 743kms from Canberra to Phillip Island when you have a staph infection in your leg is kinda painful. The weather at the MotoGP race was great: warm sun, cool breeze. Bitchen. Valentino Rossi won again. Yawn. I was cheering for Nicky Hayden. The hordes of Valentino Rossi fans were as moronic and annoying as they usually are. One of the Suzuki promo girls in the AMCN Expo tent was 'Melanie' from Big Brother. Sat at the 'Bass Strait' stand for the first time. A great viewing spot, maybe even as good as 'Siberia'. Melbourne drivers are the worst in Australia. And can someone please explain the logic behind those ridiculous 'hook turns'? Stayed at Tom Paine's apartment in Melbourne. Could hardly move for all the 6ft tall blonde Jewish women in there. Quiznos makes the best damned sandwiches on the planet. Frickin' awesome. Subway subs by comparison taste like condom wrappers.
Other than being boring as batshit, having humourless dickheads as fans, and all those wonderful riots, the reason I hate soccer is because it causes millions of brain-dead morons around the globe to worship fuckwits like this:
Diego Maradona: drug addict, serial cheat, supporter of communist tyrants, prancing crybaby weasel and all-round complete retard. But hey, he could kick an inflated sphere around, so that makes him, um, 'special' or something....
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