The Dog's Tits
Quote of the day
- Steve H.
I demand our military respond to this menace immediately!
Kevin Rudd held his festival of idiots, where useless twats like Cate Blanchett told all us unwashed types how Australia should be run. Naturally, absolutely nothing of any value came out of it, but all fuzzy lefty types got to feel good about themselves.
Thousands of creepy wannabe Red Guards descended on the olympic torch relay in Canberra to defend the honour of China by acting like a bunch of brainless, thuggish cunts. Prime Minister Potato-Head wasn't bothered by this at all.
Potato-Head also decided to solve teenage alcoholism by increasing the tax on pre-mixed drinks.Thanks for making things more expensive in order to achieve absolutely nothing, arsehole. Still, for nanny-statists, looking like you're doing something and having the correct feelings is more important than actual results, or god help us, actual notions of personal freedom and responsibility.
The huge and stupid IPL 20/20 tournament came and went, leaving behind a legacy of truly awful "cricket".
Jimmy Carter: still a scumbag.
One of the more 'entertaining' cover versions you'll ever hear. Must catch these guys when they tour.
Why does he cry? Then again, why the fuck is he singing?
(Link thanks to Gromit)
Paul Sheehan recently excoriated some particularly vile members of the legal profession:
Nice people these lawyers.
I'm not a smoker, but here's a periodical I'm always keen to read:
Cigar Aficionado is a monthly unapologetic 'fuck you' to health nazis, greenies and all other forms of life-crushing, nanny-statist lefty trash.
Every issue is a compendium of "smoke cigars, they'll make you feel great....go gamble shitloads and get drunk in las vegas and get yourself a $100,000 hooker... get rich and buy a fucken jet-powered speedboat, because it's fun".
Ya gotta love a magazine that carries adverts for jet airplanes, helicopters, supercars and $5000 bottles of scotch.
There isn't the slightest concession to the envious or the humourless. There are no wanky little editorials about drinking/smoking/fucking "in moderation", spending your money responsibly, carbon offsets or any of that miserablist, mope-faced drool.
The editors and writers make no apology for liking expensive/fun/dangerous man-toys and hobbies. For those not financially blessed, there's lots of "hey, here's a great $8 cigar and $30 bourbon you can enjoy after work".
Pure hedonism and life-affirming fun. Haha, stick that up your arse, commie fuckers :)
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