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Where's my "Jiang Zemin Sucks Cock" t-shirt? If you're Chinese, you really, really, really don't want to visit Wo Shi Laowai or Sinocidal. These guys are westerners living in China.....and they hate it. I mean really, really hate it. These blogs are post after post of non-PC, utterly merciless and bloody hilarious savagings of the Chinese and their apparently horrible country. If you have the slightest interest in visiting China, chances are you won't after reading these blogs. But by God, they are entertaining. As a starting point, read about why you shouldn't learn Chinese, and I have a foreigner boss. Bwehehehe.
In a rain-drenched French MotoGP race , Aussie Chris Vermeulen wins his first GP, and gives Suzuki its first win in six years. An amazing result to an amazing race.
It gets better: Casey Stoner finished third, extending his lead in the championship over Valentino Rossi, who finished sixth. Best of all: Rossi's idiot web-groupies are flailing about trying to find some reasons as to why their "greatest rider of all time" got his arse kicked again. They can't blame the bike: it gave Colin Edwards a pole position. They can't blame the tyres: he wasn't the first Michelin finisher. They can't blame other riders: Rossi fell behind of his own accord. They can't blame the rain: everyone rode in it, and Pedrosa - regarded as a bad wet rider - finished in front of him. Here's my guesses for some excuses that will soon be found: - Yamaha want him to lose because they're Japanese and those guys have "slanty eyes". It's a beautiful thing to watch :)
Totalitarian academic Tim Anderson reckons Cuba is a paradise of equality and freedom:
Tim probably believes North Korea is a democratic republic with abundant fruit. I'm so glad my tax dollars are being spent funding this commie shitbag's academic career. His University of Sydney web page lists his current research interest as "the relationship between human rights and structural adjustment". Yeah, Timmy's real keen on "human rights", so long as they don't apply to brown people.
My Aussie readers are aware of what a bunch of high-taxing nanny-state bastards our current government is, but trust me, you probably don't know the half of it. Here's a statistic that is simply mind-boggling: The Howard government costs 57% more than the Keating government.
Jesus.
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