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1 May 2006

Operation 'Allah's Icepick' - Iran to bomb Antarctica

Muslim USENET genius 'Kangarooistan' outlines the Iranians' ingenious plan to crush the west.....

ANTARTICA IS TWICE AS BIG AS AUSTRALIA WITH AN AVE 3 KM ICE CAP ALL OVER ON AVE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I heartily endorse this event or product"
- The Prophet Mo'

AND LOTS OF PENGUINES A FEW RESEARCH STATIONS NOBODY WOULD BOMB ANTARTICA

WELL MATE I THINK ITS THE ONLY TARGET I WOULD WORRY ABOUT

ITS THE ONLY TARGET THAT IRAN COULD GUARANTEE IT VICTORY OVER THE YANKS AND ISRAEL THE YANKS AND ISRAEL COULD TAKE OUT MOST OF IRANS MAIN MILITARY BASES IN A FEW WEEKS AND THEN THE WAR WOULD DRAG ON LITERALLY FOR EVER TILL THE YANKS BLED DRY

NOBODY WOULD WIN

BUT IF IRAN PUT ALL ITS MILITARY INTO A TARGETED ATTACK ON ANTARTICA

BOMB THE CRAP OUT OF THAT 10,000 FT THICK ICE SHEET AND CRACK IT IN PLACES WITH THE HEAT FROM THE BOMBS TO SUPPLY MELT WATER TO SLIDE THOSE CHUNKS AS BIG AS ENGLAND AND # KM THIVCK WOULD SLIDE INTO THE OCEAN AND RAISE THE SEA LEVEL BY 67 METERS IN months

THIS IS THE ONLY WATY IRAN COULD DESTROY ALL MAJOR WESTERN CITIES

WITHOUT MAJOR LOSS OF LIFE SO IT WOULD FIT WELL WITH SHARIAQ LAW

67 METES WOULD TOTALLY DESTROY NEW YORK AND LONDON

AS WELL AS OVER HALF OF ALL THE WORLDS CITIES

AND IT WOULD BE THE ONLY WAY IRAN COULD FIGHT THE WEST AND WIN

YOU CAN STOP LAUGHING NOW

YES ITS A FANCIFULL LOAD OF NONSENSE

I HOPE

I HAVE AN ONGOING INTEREST IN IRAN AND ANTARTICA AND IT WAS LAST NIGHT I HAD A BLOODY DREAM AND THIS WIERD IDEA CAME INTO MY DREAM

WHEN I AWOKE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE AND STARTED TO SEE JUST HOW REAL IT ACTUALLY IS

IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE TO DESTROY THE WEST BY BOMBING ANTARTICA

IT HAS ENOUGH ICE TO RAISE THE SEA 67 METERS IF IT ALL SLID INTO THE SEA

IT IS AVE 10,000 FT THICK
IT IS SLOWLY FLOWING TOWARDS THE SEA

IT IS NOT DEFENDED BY ANY REAL MILITARY BASES TO SPEAK OF

BY BOMBING ANTARTICA IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE TO DROWN LONDON

AND EVERY OTHER MAJOR CITY ON EARTH

IRAN WOULD KNOW ITS IN FOR A REAL: WAR IF A WAR STARTS

IRAN FIGHTS TO WIN AND IF ATTACKED IT WOULD WIN  IN TEN OR TWENTY YEARS TIME AS IT DID IN IRAQ

BY STARTING A CHAIN REACTION OF ICE LANDSLDES WITH ICE CUBES AS BIG AS CONTINENTS START MOVING NOTHING COULD STOP THEM ONCE THEY START MOVING

A CRACK AND SOME EXPLOSION TO SUPPLY A BIT OF MELT WATER TO SLIDE ON AND THE ENTIRE ICE SHEET COULD BE DISLODGED AND START THE BALL ROLLING

THECHNICALLY POSSIBLE

ONLY WAY I CAN SEE IRAN COULD DEFEAT AMERICA

IRAN DOES FIGHT TO WIN WHEN ATTACKED AND AS THE YANKS AND ISRAEL MUST BE STOPPED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

IF THE WORLD LETS AMERICA AND ISRAEL ATTACK IRAN

THEN IRAN HAS A RIGHT TO SELF DEFENSE

40% OF THE WORLD GOES UNDER 67  METERS OF SEALEVEL RISE

AND IRAN IS LARGELY ON A  MOUNTAIN

A WAR THAT COULD LAST FOR DECADES AND DECADES COULD BE OVER IN A WEEK

AND IRAN WOULD THEN BE HELD UP AS THE SAVIOUR OF THE FREE WORLD LIKE ALL WHO WIN A WAR ARE HELD AS THE GOOD GUYS

AND THE RIOTS IN ANMERICA WOULD REMOVE THE NEED TO HOLD WARCTRIMES TRIALS COS THERE WOULD BE VERY FEW YANKS SURVIVE THE FOOD RIOTS IN AMERICA

THE REST OF US COULD BUILD NEW HOUSES AND CELEBRATE THE END OF THE WAR BY CHRISTMAS

Bwahahaha. Let the infidels soak!

Mr. Kangaroo has been thinking deeply on other important issues, including the question that has been vexing muslims for centuries: how do you take a shit in space?

THIS TOPIC IS BEING DEBATED BY A PANEL OF MUSLIM CLERICS IN MALAYSIA AT THE MOMENT

I READ IT ON www.islamonline.com

A RELIABLE SITE IMHO

AND THEY ARE DEBATING THE PROBLEM OF TOILET AND PRAYER FOR MUSLIM ASTRONAUTS IN SPACE

PROBABLY NOT EVERYBODYS CUP OF TEA

BUT A FASINATING TOTALLY UNEXPLORED TOPIC IN THE MUSLIM WORLD

WHEN SO VERY FEW REALLY NEW SUBJECTS COME UP FOR A RULING

MOST STUFF IS ONLY A MATTER OF LOOKING UP PAST RULINGS

THIS HAS NO PRECEDENT FROM WHAT I CAN SEE

KANGA IS GETTING ALL EXCITED

Who says Islam isn't moving with the times? The weightless turds shall be liberated!

 

Idiot dies

This says it all.

 

Spot the insecurity complex

Daily Mirror weasel Brian Reade doesn't like American tourists:

Besides, it would be a tragedy if you followed these guidelines and we were denied the sight of chequered lard monkeys waddling down our streets weighed down with camcorders, asking directions to the nearest vomitorium (or whichever burger joint Chad from Palookaville recommended).

Banning the stereotypical American tourist would be a disaster because seeing them is one of the few occasions we Brits get to feel good about ourselves. It makes us realise we do have a more cultured lineage.

Hate to get stuck in an elevator with this gimp.


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