| 11 June 2007
Some recent correspondence
Al Walid Khalid from Saudi Arabia sends me an e-mail:
Hello Friend,It is indeed my pleasure to write you this letter, which I believe will be a surprise to you as we have never met before, and I am deeply sorry if I have in any manner disturbed your privacy. Please forgive this unusual mannerof contacting you.
My name is Al Walid Khalid A Saudi Arabia national. I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer .It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according tomedical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never reallycared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.
You can guess the rest. Good old Khalid is so wracked wth guilt he's giving away huge sums of money to charitable institutions, and he needs my help to do it. I'll get a commission of course, once I help him with a few initial 'set up expenses'.
This sounded wonderful to me, so I sent him the following response:
Sounds great. Once I fuck your daughters up the ass and feed them to my pet pig 'Ummah', I'll hand over the money. Allahu Akbar!
I wonder if he'll respond?
A deep love of humanity
Another aus.motorcycles clown, who identifies himself as a pacifist, screaming about environmental doom:
We are one planet. One humanity. We no longer have time for the
endless obfuscations by people in denial of the bleeding obvious. We
fix it , or very soon we will die in very large numbers indeed.
[...]
Overpopluation is THE cause of
global warming. (If any Global Warming HoWARdites want me to explain
it to them, I'd be only too willing...:)
The reason overpopulation is not being addressed by the High Priests
of the Church Of The Almighty Profit Margin is that one of their gods
is an ever-increasing population. They have obviously not studied
what happens to mouse plagues (in the Wimmera for instance), or they'd
be getting SERIOUSLY worried...
I'm currently reading a book which nicely debunks the crap spoken by
the High Priests of The Church Of The Ever Growing Economy titled
Shovelling Fuel For A Runaway Train by Brian Czech. Very
elucidating...
I'd say that the only good priest is a dead one, but that would be
seditious, so I won't say it... (Fuck off, HoWARd!!!)
Nice level-headed chap. He's got some lovely ideas to fix these 'problems':
>> We need a good pandemic we do.
>Unfortunatly I think you're right.
Fortunately we won't have long to wait...
[...]
Well _something's_ gotta decimate this toxic plague known as"humanity" [misnomer alert] or else every other species is in dire peril...
If "humanity" was subjected to the same psych tests used for evaluating psychopathicness, "humanity" would score 10/10.
Charming fellow.
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