| 8 June 2006
Smoked Pork......
Ahhh, I love the smell of scorched jihadist in the morning!
Mwahahaha. Your dreams of an islamic caliphate where brave muslim warriors stone their wives to death and fuck their donkeys on weekends never came to pass did it?
Never mind, stinky. You will be mourned by your admirers for years to come.
I'm sure my readers will be shocked to hear that internet clowns the world over are not reacting well....
Ah, The USA have finally "killed off" their imaginary creation Zak Owwy.
Bush must really need a boost to his popularity rating for them to kill off
this useful imaginary character.
Ah, those pictures made in hollywood? A bloke with a beard and turban???
Come on.... pull the other one!
Do they think everyone is stupid?
- Gregory Shearman at aus.politics
Wallahi i am shocked right now....
He was a great islamic leader, general, for the muslims.
- Sharif Mahdi at ummah.com
Inshallah his brothers will avenge his loss
- Dhirar at ummah.com
May Allah give him abode in Jannat-ul-Firdous, Ameen! If Kuffar and their allies think that they are happy for his killing, then they are in a great misconception as this is not the end but the begining of greater jihad against the kuffars...
- Gohar86 at ummah.com
This man is a very courageous one and one that shall be sorely missed.
- Reema at ummah.com
AND TO KILL HIM FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN TWELVE MONTHS
BLOODTHIRSTY WHITE CHRISTIAN CAPITALISTS
ITS NO WONDER THEY DRINK THE BLOOD OF THIER GOD
AND EAT HIM EVERY WEEK
- muslim USENET freak Kangarooistan
Zarqawi had no significance until Bush invaded Iraq using lies and
warmongering. He is a rightwing creation from start to finish. He's either a
product of psychological warfare or Bush's incompetence.
- Black Elk at aus.politics
Hehehe. Poor little dandelions, seeing their hero take a rocket up the cornhole.
Now if you'll excuse me, me and my transsexual pig Ummah are off to have some bacon and vodka.....
Latest from the Kangaroo Jihad
Remember muslim USENET nutjob Kangarooistan?
Here's his opinion on the arrest of muslim terrorists in Canada:
I understand a police sting tricked a young teenage muslim into ordering three tons of fertilizer online
Snerk. Yeah, it's real easy to "trick" someone into ordering three tons of fertilizer. Fear not, our islamist nutcase has an explanation:
THE CIA HAS TRAPS SET TO CATCH ANY MUSLIM SILLY ENOUGH TO BUY
FERTILIZER ONLINE
AT TIMES SOME IGNORANT MUSLIM KID THINKS HE WILL PLAY A JOKE ON THE CIA AND ORDERS FERTILIZER IONLINE
But wait, there's more!
EASY FOR A KID TO ORDER ANY THING ONLINE IF HE WANTS OR THINKS HIS ID IS GOING TO PROTECT HIM
HE MAY HAVE PERHAPS THOUGHT OF ORDERING IT IN HIS ENEMY AT SCHOOL OR SENDING IT TO HIS ENEMY AT SCHOOL TO GET HIM INTO TROUBLE OR PERHAPS SOME BODY ELSE SET HIM UP
IF HE WAS A PART OF A TERRORIST CELL THE VERY VERY VERY LAST PLACE YOU WOULD GO IS TO ORDER IT ONLINE
NO SANE PERSON WOULD BE SO DUMB
[...]
THERE IS A BUNCH OF YOUNG MUDSLIMS BEING USED AS PROPS IN A CIA
CHRISTIAN CAPITALIST MEDIA CAMPAIGN TO TRY AND SLOW THE RAPID NUMBER OF MUSLIMS IN EVERY COUNTRY AND IN EVERY MILITARY AND IN EVERY POLICE FORCE
Ah yes, must be one of those ZionJewboy Psyop operations.
Home ownership causes homelessness
So says George Monbiot, who considers buying a house to be "selfishness".
What greater source of injustice could there be, than while some people have no home, others have two? Yet the vampire trade in second homes keeps growing
Georgie demands immediate government action to stop this evil home-buying!
Read the rest, it really has to be seen to be believed. It's a stunning display of near psychotic idiocy.
The Very Deep Thoughts of Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter - who's mental powers rival those of Thom Lyons - thinks people who don't love Jesus have very unscientific minds...
Liberals hate science and react badly to it. They will literally run from the room, lightheaded and nauseated, when told of data that might suggest that the sexes have different abilities in math and science. They repudiate science when it contradicts their pagan beliefs
Oddly enough, bimbo-girl doesn't seem to like science when it upsets her creationist beliefs:
"Darwinism never disappoints the liberals. They never say ‘Well, I'd like to have cheap meaningless sex tonight, but that would violate Darwinism.' They can't even say ‘I'd like to have cheap meaningless sex tonight with a goat, but that would violate Darwinism.' If you have an instinct to do it, it must be evolved adaptation. Liberals subscribe to Darwinism not because it's science, which they hate, but out of some wishful thinking. Darwinism lets them off the hook morally."
Be grateful kiddies: you won't see genius like this again outside of a Paris Hilton home video.
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