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Venezuelan politician and communist piece-of-shit Carolus Wimmer is visiting Australia next month. If anyone passes him on the street, please spit on him for me. Spit on the people who go listen to him as well. They could use a bath.
Speaking of Venezuela and idiots.....
Of course, this celebration of ugly, smelly people isn't without it's irony.....
(Tex waits for the barfing to subside) I'm sure you'll be shocked to learn that actual poor Venezuelans aren't as enthused as these middle-class champagne socialist shitbags:
That ungrateful peasant cunt! Off to the re-education camp with him! Ugh. One Communist = One Bullet. (Via Damian Penny)
Wonderful news for the Timorese! Castro has offered them 65 Cuban doctors. Now the Timorese can experience the same standard of health care as Cubans:
Thank god for those wonderful communists, eh?
Thom Lyons returns...as a fashion model! Somewhere in the world there is a river of bullshit, and Thom Lyons is stuck firmly in the middle of it in a coricle with a single paddle.
To begin this Thommy update, I'll begin by stating what you've probably expected: no word from the police about my pending criminal charges for "stalking" Mr. Lyons, none of my internet accounts have been shut down, and I'm not being sued by Thom's non-existent law firm of "O'Lynne, Lyons and Fitzpatrick". No surprises here. Thommy has however been launching some more entertaining ravings recently. Remember how Thommy was continually demanding that I pay his photographer friend "Jim" for the use of Thom's photo? My suspicions were raised when Thommy wouldn't give me any infomation about Jim, so I could confirm he actually took the photo and wanted payment. It seems "Jim" wasn't able to use e-mail or the telephone and decided to send his messages through Thom. "Jim" also couldn't decide how much money I owed him:
I've been e-mailing Thom for Jim's contact details ever since. I'm sure you'll be shocked to hear he hasn't been able to supply them yet. Instead he's been screaming his tits off about me "stalking" him via e-mail, despite the fact he asked me to e-mail him in the first place. Well, since he went quiet around Xmas time, I've been e-mailing him and asking him on USENET when he's going to supply Jim's contact details so I can talk to him. Suddenly, Thom doesn't seem at all keen for me to contact "Jim". I asked Thom why he hadn't come through with Jim's contact details so I could organise payment:
Other than the fact I don't need a postcode to e-mail the guy, it appears Thom isn't aware that every Australian postcode is listed in the White Pages, on the Australia Post website, and on Wikipedia. But, says Thommy, he's never been to Jim's house, so doesn't know what suburb it's in. It is quite remarkable then, that the mysterious "Jim" has been able to inform Thom of his payment demands, yet Thom is still unaware of Jim's phone number, e-mail address or residential address. I queried Thommy on his curious lack of knowledge of Jim's details. Thom said it was because Jim was off in the wilderness photographing owls. Heh. So having failed to come up with the photographers contact details, despite months and demands and promises, Thommy decides to change topic - he now says I owe him money. Why is that would might ask? Because he is entitled to a modelling fee for that photo.
Bwehehehe. Thom the model. And I'd better pay up too, or else.....
Trembling in front of my PC, I meekly responded that I had no legal obligation to pay him one cent...
Scary stuff. Yet terrifying threat to go along with the fake law firm, fake lawsuit, fake police friend, fake court summons, fake communications tribunal and fake registered letter. Other than the fascinating topic of photographer payments, I've been trying to get answeres out of Thom regarding two subjects: 1- Why he lied about serving in the RAAF I (and others) have been asking literally hundreds of times, yet Thom has been unable to clarify exactly when he served in the RAAF, why his name doesn't appear in RAAF records or why the Bronze Star doesn't appear on his military records. He has however, been throwing a fit every time we ask him:
But what has truly been amazing is his efforts in the last few days to try to explain his way out of his claim that he was awarded the Bronze Star in Vietnam. The "amazing" part isn't the fact that he's lying through his teeth, but that he'll change his explanation multiple times on the same day. The explanations he's given can be roughly put into seven groups:
Remember, Thom would use a combination of of these on the same day and thought nobody would notice. As I mentioned before, he's been screeching a lot too:
Thommy doesn't sound like a happy camper right now, does he?
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Yes, our favourite nutcase ex-Greens candidate and fake military veteran has emerged to issue more amazingly lame threats, screech some non-sequiturs and generally make an ever bigger public dick out of himself.
