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4 January 2005

"Did New York orchestrate the Asian tsunami?"

With Afghanistan and Iraq already lost, the Wall Street bankers were all desperately looking for other ways to control our world, when suddenly and very conveniently, the Sumatran Trench exploded. Trick or Treat?

This was written by our favourite web-psycopath Joe Vialls. Joe - in his psychotic haze of jew-hatred and conspiracy delusions - had decided there was a sinister hand behind last week's natural disaster:

So the only question we must ask, is whether this tsunami was a natural or man-made catastrophe? A natural event would be horrifying enough, but if the tsunami was man-made, then we are unquestionably looking at the biggest single war crime in global history.

Joe Vialls pictured contemplating
life in a parallel universe

Joe's theory? You guessed it: a Zionist NeoCon nuclear device, buried in the ocean trench:

I will be circumspect as to exactly how a large American thermonuclear weapon managed to arrive at the bottom of the Sumatran Trench, though all of the seismic evidence and preparedness for the resulting mission indicates strongly that this is the case. After all, we are back to the age-old question of "who benefits?", and in this particular case, "Who is insane enough to kill more than 150,000 civilians just to hang on to power?' Based on their past performance in Iraq and other luckless countries, it would seem that the only realistic candidates are Wolfowitz and company, striving as always to create a "One World Government".

Certainly no other nuclear powers including Russia and China stand to gain anything at all from such an outrageous mass murder, so, as always in the end, we come back to Sherlock Holmes via the pen of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: "When you have ruled out the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, is the truth."

For the Zionist Cabal, obtaining a thermonuclear weapon in America is no great trick, especially when we have the precedent of 100 small 'decommissioned' air-to-air atomic warheads being smuggled out the Pentagon's (civilian) back door, to form the core of the Jewish State's current nuclear arsenal. Once a weapon system is out date and out of service, loyal uniformed US military personnel can no longer track it.

Joe points to "irregularities" in seismic readings and "mysterious" US naval movements as evidence for this.

What's the point of all this nuking? Why, it all plays into the Zionists' grand plan of course!

To force subservience on Asia, and ensure the lion's share of incredibly lucrative reconstruction contracts, all that was needed was a very large tsunami targeted on the selected nations, which was easily within the capabilities of a large thermonuke.

[...]

If everything had gone to plan, then Indonesia, Sri Lanka and India would have been in hock to the IMF and World Bank for thirty or more years - time enough to wait for the price of oil to come down again after the lethal fiasco in Iraq. At the same time, if the Indian Government had taken the bait, the deadly Russian-Chinese-Indian-Brazilian coalition would have been dead in the water. Not a bad day's work for a single thermonuclear weapon discreetly removed from the decommissioning process.

[...]

If I remember correctly, shortly before Christmas I received a large number of emails from various people about some "German Guy", who apparently claimed that Wolfowitz had got hold of a critical weapon and was going to nuke Houston on either the 26 or 27 of December. I never did read the whole email, but it seems very likely that it was initially circulated by Wolfowitz or one of his ilk, as a classic disinformation distraction. Try something along the lines of "You suckers all watch Houston very carefully on 26 December, while I nuke Asia behind your backs… "

If you have any "critical intelligence" of use to Joe, you can e-mail him here and let him know.

Now, maybe it's just me, but do you think there's a possibility Mr. Vialls might have some kind of mental problem? Just a hunch.....

 

Minor Loony of the day

He's not in Joe Vialls' league, but here's an amusing post from aus.politics about the tsunami, from somebody named "Oxygen":

How we caused the tsunami

Polar ice caps melting would redistribute mass riding on the earths crust.
Any system is only as strong as it's weakest link and a rise in sea level
represents a greater load on the equitorial tectonic plates.
The pre-industrial era earth found equilibrium over millenia.
Ofcourse acknowledging Kyoto would have been a cheaper option fot the US
and Australia, but our leaders are elected for economic reasons and are
not expected to listen to rational voices. Will things get worse? I would
not buy on the SanAndreas fault.
Technology gave the world aids and now it has delivered the 2004 Tsunami
disaster.

Heh. Rock on dude!

 

As I was saying

Back to the topic of great Korean movies.....

Sasha Castel has been enjoying that masterpiece of Korean Wrestling Cinema - The Foul King.

It's one of the funniest movies ever made, and the best Korean movie I've seen since the mighty Yongary: monster from the deep.......

Ahhh yes, a true classic. Think of Godzilla made with much, much less money.

You can gasp at the awe-inspiring SFX: the metal tube sticking out of the inflexible Yongary puppet whenever it breathes fire. The attack helicopters & missiles which travel forward by sliding down a piece of very-visible fishing wire. The hollow cardboard skyscrapers which bounce when Yongary knocks them over. The set for the action scenes: a stunning miniature city, made up of small toy cars, plastic trees, paper-mache buildings & backgrounds, all stuck to the top of what appears to be someone's dining table.

It has great audio-dubbing, which seems to be several seconds out of sync, even in the original Korean.

Magnificent.


 

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