| 14 February 2007
Bow down, praise me, and send money
My 34th birthday tomorrow, which means I've outlived Jesus. Ha! Take that god-boy...
If there are any friendly lunatics who want to buy me stuff in return for lavish public praise, these are always welcome.
Or, if you're a crazed billionaire who's no longer enjoying the burden of massive wealth, you can throw some my way by getting me one or all of these:
Honda VTR1000.
Buell XB12R.
This particular Suzuki TL1000R.
One of these.
Greenspeed tandem trike.
Business class air tickets to here.
I'd list luxury apartments and cars and shit, but I don't wanna be greedy.
Well, OK, just one thing:
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