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14 February 2007

Bow down, praise me, and send money

My 34th birthday tomorrow, which means I've outlived Jesus. Ha! Take that god-boy...

If there are any friendly lunatics who want to buy me stuff in return for lavish public praise, these are always welcome.

Or, if you're a crazed billionaire who's no longer enjoying the burden of massive wealth, you can throw some my way by getting me one or all of these:

Honda VTR1000.

Buell XB12R.

This particular Suzuki TL1000R.

One of these.

Greenspeed tandem trike.

Business class air tickets to here.

I'd list luxury apartments and cars and shit, but I don't wanna be greedy.

Well, OK, just one thing:

 


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