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8 August 2005
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Lefty demands hatred of Australia The Age's übersuckhead Terry Lane is actually outraged at a recent poll showing foreigners view Australia very favourably:
Worldwide "perception" of Australia is exactly what bleeding valentines like Lane have been wailing about ever since Howard came to power. Remember how were were all going to be regarded as a "racist pariah" and similar drool? Looks like it didn't happen, and the likes of Lane don't enjoy having their fantasies spoiled. Kinda like every time Howard wins an election, Lane and his ilk react with amazement at the populace's temerity at not doing what they're told. And now, Lane expresses similar frustration at the people of the world for not sharing his rage at the stupid Australian population:
Inexplicable! Those bastards.
Guess Lane is upset we haven't had another Sari club bombing to teach us a lesson.
Lane must be upset that his own efforts at creating a nazi-gulag fantasy of Australia haven't been as successful.
Aww, sweet. I
think being neutered is a job requirement for working at Fairfax.
I'm sorta looking around for an apartment to buy right now, and it must be a competitive environment for the lenders & builders out there, because I got approved for a loan six times my salary, despite five-digit debts, little savings, one dependent, only two motorbikes for collateral and no deposit required. And the loan itself was a stock-standard variable-rate loan. Oh, did I mention one developer was willing to eat the stamp duty himself? On another one I'm looking at, the price has dropped by $17,000 in just over a month. I'm
hoping this trend continues.
I'm not getting a PS/2 or Xbox. Might as well wait till I get a high-spec PC later this year for my games fix. Thanks
to all those who wrote in with info on this subject.
Last night, Australia lost the second Ashes test by two runs. An amazing game, featuring some brilliant and absolutely horrid cricket by both sides. As Scott says: why the hell does Australia always lose these close ones? I was watching that amazing match in Melbourne 1982, when Australia lost to England by 3 runs. I was watching in 1993 when Australia lost to the West Indies by one run. I was watching in 1995 when Australia lost to South Africa by five runs. And I watched last night. It all gets a little hard to take after a while. I don't what this means for the rest of the series. Australia's batting is absolute shit right now, and Glenn McGrath is out for at least one more test. On the other hand, England nearly managed to lose from an unloseable position: their bowling and fielding on the final day was terrible for the most part. Australia
still has the edge I think, but it's not a particularly comfortable one.
Our blokes need to get their act together: McGrath or no McGrath.
Why am I saving up for an apartment when runout models of Honda's SP2 v-twin superbike are being sold for $17,995?
Arrrgh.
Arrrrgh. So many wonderful motorcycles, so little money.
There's an amazing new piece of super-weaponry developed in Australia. It's called Metal Storm.
The unfortunately-named Wanda Fish at the Green Left Weekly provides a glowing recommendation:
Bitchen ;) It gets better:
Sounds great so far. Fishface is wetting her hemp undies though, threatening that this will be used by Bush & Howard on anti-war protestors:
Whatever you say, Fishface. She's very angry that this weapon will allow the Americans to destroy enemies without taking greenie-cheering casualties:
Dang, this thing rocks. There's some usual blubber about corporations acting all corporation-y before she closes with this:
Oooooh, scarwwwy, innit? We gotta start using these on some islamists. Makes me proud to be an aussie I tell ya. You can read more of Wanda's crap at her own website, which features such gems as "the terrorism of debt", who's really responsible for 9/11 (hint: it's not Osama), how the terrorists in Guantanamo Bay are "heroes in this shameful and corrupt war against terrorism", and a fascinating essay on how she is no longer a "slave" of "her things". Oddly, she then unloads these evil "things" onto poor families, so they presumably can be similarly cursed. Nice lady.
A cute puppy & the fucking wanker who ate junk food for 30 days and complained he got fat Radley Balko posts some pictures of his cute new pup. Oh, and go check out his excellent "Spurlock Watch" site.
Gratuitous Katherine Heigl picture Grey's Anatomy was on tonight, and she was the only good thing about it:
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