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24 April 2006

Deranged freak worries about space lizards

Richard Neville gives us this penetrating insight:

We live our everyday lives as though the Earth will continue on its orbit, much as always, indifferent to our aspirations and plots.

I'm guessing that might have something to do with the fact that the Earth will continue orbiting the sun, and will remain "indifferent to our aspirations and plots". Those bastard neocon planets. Have they no feelings?

Richard - the man who once argued that digital watches were destroying humanity - moves on from cosmology to serve up another collection of apocalyptic howling and bewildering non-sequiturs:

DE-SALINATED WHISKY AND WILD WILD WINDS

[...]

So to all those bright young things studying advertising, marketing, tourism, urban architecture, food technology, fashion, fine arts and so on, what should the climatologist be saying? That tomorrow's shopping malls will be off the grid and T-bone steaks harvested in Petri dishes? That WallMart will re-invent itself as a farmers market, cars will run on hemp and desalinated Coke will get us through the night. Sure. Or will true leadership emerge on the world stage, extracting the West from its psychopathic imperial vortex in time to deal with a dramatic shift of priorities?

[...]

When mingling with climatologists, and hearing of the plight of the West Antarctic Ice Sheet, there comes a point when I ask something crass: yes, but how do you really feel about our chances? Reactions are strikingly similar. Furtive glances, hand across mouth, a muted tone: “We're fucked”. This is followed by a bleak cascade of data, until I interrupt. Why don't you say this publicly? “You've got to give people hope”. But I wonder – why can't truth and hope be friends?

"Why can't truth and hope be friends?". Strange question coming from Richard, who - in the sidebar on the right of his webpage links to some of the most psychotically deranged "information sources" imaginable.

The latest of Richard's paragons of non-corporate purity is www.total411.info. These are the guys who believe, amongst other things...

- that the world is being run by a secret brotherhood of alien reptiles (these guys are big fans of David Icke). I am not making this up.
- that the 9/11 attacks were a giant hoax organised by the US government, and that no civilian airliners were ever crashed into the WTC or the pentagon.
- Paul McCartney is dead and his imposter is an evil occult overlord who wants to nuke the Superbowl.

Dick tells us he got this link from the King Kong of loony conspiracy sites, whatreallyhappened.com.

No wonder the lefty press in Australia still regard Neville as a serious commentator. Maybe they'll ask him about the lizards.

 

w00t!!

Tomorrow, I finally collect my Catrike Speed:

And because tomorrow is a public holiday, I'll be giving it a good initiation. Well, I'll have to, because the dealer won't deliver it so I have to ride it 30kms home. Can't figure out how I'm going to fit a bike computer to it though.....

 

Kangarooistan

I've mentioned him earlier, but I'll give another reminder to my dear readers to check out the collected ravings of serial muslim Usenet crackpot 'Kangarooistan'.

The basic message is this: the west can't prevail against the mighty warriors of Islam. Because the history of islam is one of "endless military victories". He promises that Iran will crush the US if they go to war, and that "millions of Americans" will die in the first year.

This fellow once argued that the Taliban destroyed the ancient Buddha statue because it was a "national security risk".

He promises that "white christian capitalists" will kneel before him and beg for mercy. This coming from a guy who can't operate his caps-lock key.


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