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12 April 2005

Cuba: "the only real democracy"

Courtesy of pro-totalitarian shitbag Walter Lippman, comes this brain-numbing interview with Cuban "people's assembly" leader Ricardo Alarcón de Quezada. He lets us in on the truth: that Cuba is the world's only true democracy.

No really.

Here are some choice excerpts (with my emphases added):

There are tendencies and differences among countries. In my opinion there are several essential problems, that’s why representative democracy has been criticized. One of them is reducing the democratic practice, people’s involvement, to just voting.

In any Cuban community people nominates and elects candidates and delegates, who become part of the municipal government, once they are elected. Those who have been elected have to give an account about their work. But also, the people can recall them at any time.

With the triumph of the Revolution, from that institutional loss of prestige another idea of Republic is born, much more authentically democratic, with a Party that, as Marti’s, did not intervene in the elections, because its goals are not electoral/ Cuban History is very rich in that sense

So now you know.

Elsewhere at the same site, Walter Lippman himself brings us the good news: the Cuban economy is about to boom, all shortages will be solved, and the Cuban peso is crushing the wretched yanqui dollar. He knows this because Tio Fidel said so, so it must be true....

Fidel explained that while the value of national currencies everywhere are dropping, Cuba's is increasing.

This change is one of the consequences of Cuba's strategic alliance with China and Venezuela, which have given the island a level of economic stability it hasn't had since the fall of the Soviet Union and its allies.

Fidel also spoke about the steps taken to expand and secure the island's electrical system, which are aimed at reducing blackouts.

The Comandante was in a great mood tonight, telling people he wouldn't go on too long so they wouldn't miss tonight's baseball game

Awwww! That sweet old bugger.

I wonder if Oscar Biscet got to watch the baseball game?


The 21st century face of Islam

Welcome to the home page of, who host Hamas Online.

I'm shocked to discover that they don't like Jews very much:

The Simon Wiesenthal Center is a NGO at international agencies including the United Nations, UNESCO, and the Council of Europe. It is dedicated in protecting Jewish criminals, murderers, thieves, rapist's etc from justice, censoring the truth, and justifying Jewish criminal acts of murder, torture, killing, stealing etc by their third Reich they call "israel". By their own saying they have 400.000 member families in the U.S.

In addition to hosting services, they also offer copies of Protocols of The Elders of Zion, free of charge.

We would also like in the spirit of knowledge and truth for everyone, to offer a copy of "The Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion" A document explaining in length the devious plan of the Zionists to control and subdue and terrorize the world for their own gains. The document has proven itself if one looks at the current events and situations in the world we live in right now!

These guys can be reached throught the following e-mail addys:

I hear they like to be told stories about how The Prophet used to fuck donkeys up the arse. Be sure to pass along your own tales.



This makes sense to someone I'm sure.


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Cheap pointless blog-filler

From the Cranky Old Bugger, who got it off another Cranky Old Bugger.....

What time is it? 11.02pm

Name as it appears on birth certificate: Technically "DAR" (the first three letters of the watermark of authenticity that is pressed into the paper - it appears before my name).

Piercing: None. Bleccch.

Eye color: Hazel...hints of blue.

Place of birth: Darwin, NT, Australia.

Favourite food: chips (fries to you yanks), mexican, malaysian, indian, chinese, Kingsleys Chicken.

Ever been to Africa? No, and I have no intention of ever going. Third-world toilets don't interest me much.

Favorite clothing? dark. Never wear shorts. prefer long-sleeve shirts & t-shirts.

Ever been toilet papering? Huh?

Have you ever had a speeding ticket? Bwehehehehe. No. Just received angry gestures from the boys in blue.

Been in a car accident? Yep. My sister crashed into a wagon when I was 13. Noone got hurt. Definitely fucked both cars though.

Favorite day of the week: Saturday.

Favorite restaurant: Oriental Express - Canberra.

Favorite flower: Don’t have one.

Favorite sport to watch: Motorbike racing, cricket, boxing, some olympic events, and tennis - especially if Maria Sharapova is playing.

Favorite drink: Cougar (pre-mixed bourbon & coke in a can, served ice-cold), Ice cold coke, orange juice.

Favorite fast food restaurant: Kingsleys Chicken - without question the best fast food on earth.

What color is your bedroom carpet? Beige.

How many times did you fail your driver’s test? None. I've never taken one. I did however take a rider's licence test, which I passed without losing any points.

Favorite perfume: 'Arabie' by Serge Lutens , or whatever Holly Valance is wearing.

What do you do most often when you are bored? Ride motorbikes, surf web.

Bedtime? During working week: usually around 1-2am. On weekends, around 2.30-4.00am.

What is your favorite color? None.

How many tattoos do you have? None.

Have you ever run out of gas? Yep. Three years ago when I wrongly set the tripmeter on my Triumph. An error I've never repeated.

What is the last book you read? Tammy Bruce's the death of right and wrong (AKA. the shrill ravings of a born-again conservative).



Are Valentino Rossi fans the biggest pack of brain-dead drooling imbeciles the sports world has ever seen?

(this is a rhetorical question)


When a friend vanishes

It's been two years since I was in the USA (Jesus, it feels like a couple of months). Some friends and myself had a shindig in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. It was really an assortment of online friends, some of whom had met before the gathering, others hadn't. Great fun was had by all.

One of them - a wonderful nice lady named Carol - has not been seen or heard from since.

Her phone number doesn't work, nor does her e-mail. All attempts to contact her by everyone in the last two years have failed. She's not the kind of person to leave without saying goodbye.

I hope there's a mundane explanation for this.


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