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Whacking Permalink Archive 12 April 2005 Cuba: "the only real democracy" Courtesy of pro-totalitarian shitbag Walter Lippman, comes this brain-numbing interview with Cuban "people's assembly" leader Ricardo Alarcón de Quezada. He lets us in on the truth: that Cuba is the world's only true democracy. No really. Here are some choice excerpts (with my emphases added):
So now you know. Elsewhere at the same site, Walter Lippman himself brings us the good news: the Cuban economy is about to boom, all shortages will be solved, and the Cuban peso is crushing the wretched yanqui dollar. He knows this because Tio Fidel said so, so it must be true....
Awwww! That sweet old bugger. I
wonder if Oscar Biscet
got to watch the baseball game?
The 21st century face of Islam Welcome to the home page of 357hosting.com, who host Hamas Online. I'm shocked to discover that they don't like Jews very much:
In addition to hosting services, they also offer copies of Protocols of The Elders of Zion, free of charge.
These guys can be reached throught the following e-mail addys: abuse@357hosting.com I
hear they like to be told stories about how The Prophet used to fuck donkeys
up the arse. Be sure to pass along your own tales.
This
makes sense to someone I'm sure.
Welcome
to The World of Napkins.
From the Cranky Old Bugger, who got it off another Cranky Old Bugger..... What time is it? 11.02pm Name as it appears on birth certificate: Technically "DAR" (the first three letters of the watermark of authenticity that is pressed into the paper - it appears before my name). Piercing: None. Bleccch. Eye color: Hazel...hints of blue. Place of birth: Darwin, NT, Australia. Favourite food: chips (fries to you yanks), mexican, malaysian, indian, chinese, Kingsleys Chicken. Ever been to Africa? No, and I have no intention of ever going. Third-world toilets don't interest me much. Favorite clothing? dark. Never wear shorts. prefer long-sleeve shirts & t-shirts. Ever been toilet papering? Huh? Have you ever had a speeding ticket? Bwehehehehe. No. Just received angry gestures from the boys in blue. Been in a car accident? Yep. My sister crashed into a wagon when I was 13. Noone got hurt. Definitely fucked both cars though. Favorite day of the week: Saturday. Favorite restaurant: Oriental Express - Canberra. Favorite flower: Don’t have one. Favorite sport to watch: Motorbike racing, cricket, boxing, some olympic events, and tennis - especially if Maria Sharapova is playing. Favorite drink: Cougar (pre-mixed bourbon & coke in a can, served ice-cold), Ice cold coke, orange juice. Favorite fast food restaurant: Kingsleys Chicken - without question the best fast food on earth. What color is your bedroom carpet? Beige. How many times did you fail your driver’s test? None. I've never taken one. I did however take a rider's licence test, which I passed without losing any points. Favorite perfume: 'Arabie' by Serge Lutens , or whatever Holly Valance is wearing. What do you do most often when you are bored? Ride motorbikes, surf web. Bedtime? During working week: usually around 1-2am. On weekends, around 2.30-4.00am. What is your favorite color? None. How many tattoos do you have? None. Have you ever run out of gas? Yep. Three years ago when I wrongly set the tripmeter on my Triumph. An error I've never repeated. What
is the last book you read?
Tammy Bruce's the death of right and wrong (AKA. the shrill
ravings of a born-again conservative).
Are Valentino Rossi fans the biggest pack of brain-dead drooling imbeciles the sports world has ever seen? (this
is a rhetorical question)
It's been two years since I was in the USA (Jesus, it feels like a couple of months). Some friends and myself had a shindig in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. It was really an assortment of online friends, some of whom had met before the gathering, others hadn't. Great fun was had by all. One of them - a wonderful nice lady named Carol - has not been seen or heard from since. Her phone number doesn't work, nor does her e-mail. All attempts to contact her by everyone in the last two years have failed. She's not the kind of person to leave without saying goodbye. I
hope there's a mundane explanation for this.
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