02.01
I’m so happy my old home town is to be delivered from damnation:
A US evangelist family say they will save Darwin from alcoholism and sexually transmitted diseases when they move there later this year.
The Gibbs family, who are Baptists from Southern Carolina, said on their online “aussiebound” blog that they are planning on setting up a church in the “unreached city”.
“Though the government tries to combat these problems with social programs, we as Christians know that it is only Christ who can truly heal this territory.”
The family — which includes Adam, his wife Bethany and their daughter Michaela — has asked supporters to pray for their visas, the NT News reports.
They have also revealed that they are organising accommodation with a family who live in Palmerstone in Darwin’s east.
When they arrive in Australia, the Gibbs family plan to “begin planting a church in Darwin through evangelistic crusades, letter boxing and other mediums” and “train both Australians and Asians for full-time Christian service”.
How are people this bugfuck crazy able to dress themselves in the morning?
I was worried about you heathens, but now my fears are put to rest.
And hey, on less crazy family taking up oxygen in the USA!
At least the locals will have soft paper to wipe their arses with when the crazies start handing out copies of the New Testament.
And to think that I was worried Christians were using digital bibles these days…
Yeah, they are Christain missionaries. Big deal. I’m sure there are more pressing things to worry about than a few silly pamphlets arriving in the mail.