12.11
My old kook mate Jake McCrann has been chatty today. He’s left a bunch of comments over here. Normally, I delete all of them, but I was feeling charitable.
As usual, he announces his latest awe-inspiring plans for global revolution, makes more threats about raping and killing everyone who makes fun of him, and he’s still whinging about how nasty the National Australia Bank is.
I’ve also started referring to him as “Dicknose”, which seems to be making him rather unhappy. I would ask that anyone leaving a comment on this site refer to Jake as “Dicknose” at some point. It will make him very angry and that is rather funny.
So, here’s to you, Dicknose!
UPDATE: my favourite gem from the latest batch of Jake-isms…
I have spoken with Osama Bin Ladin last hour and he has assured me asylum in Afghanistan to help kill Americans. I just won a big contract with the Taliban for my new IED bombs.
Yes, of course.
I like the name Dicknose, thankyou.
So Tex, tell us why Osama has never been indicted for 9/11 and yet all the jew media keeps saying he did 9/11? Dont you think Osama should sue them for defamation?
I was going to say something along the lines of Dicknose being a perfect rebuttal to the folks who support compulsory voting but upon reflection he’d be too stupid to be able to find a polling booth.
“Normally, I delete all of them, but I was feeling charitable.”
Why delete them? Reading 30 posts of extended incomprehensible nutiness can be alot of fun if you’re in the right mood.
Second Hour: Doug Rokke, former director, U.S. Army Depleted Uranium Project. Doug Rokke is a very brave man. He has taken all kinds of heat for blowing the whistle on the US military’s poisoning its own soldiers with DU. He’s also a strong voice of 9/11 truth who isn’t afraid to say that the World Trade Center was a military-style demolition, and the Pentagon wasn’t hit by any passenger airliner. Dr. Rokke knows many of the USA’s top military leaders personally and has told me he thinks he knows who did the WTC demolitions. Recently he has been in communication with high-ranking former colleagues about the lack of evidence that any passenger jetliner hit the Pentagon.
“I was going to say something along the lines of Dicknose being a perfect rebuttal to the folks who support compulsory voting but upon reflection he’d be too stupid to be able to find a polling booth.”
Compulsor Voting is statistically proven to destroy democratic elections. A good book on it in Australia is Jaensch, Dean (1986) Getting Our Houses in Order.
But statistical evidence and scientific rationale doesn’t hold any water in western society today, as seen with the blatant controlled demolitions of the WTC and half-wit morons like Tex believes whatever they tell him.
“and has told me he thinks he knows who did the WTC demolitions”
So don’t keep us in suspense, Jake. Tell us who it was! We’re dying to hear the “truth” after all these years.
I think it was Zapp Brannigan
Too Funny!
BTW, Zapp Branigan is my user name at a couple of 4×4 and motorcycle forums in the US. He had, by far, the best lines in Futurama.
Kif! I have just made it with a woman! Inform the men!
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
I am the man with no name: Zapp Branigan!
You men are all lucky men! Soon you’ll be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those are the luckiest men of all!
….too many others to type right now.
“So don’t keep us in suspense, Jake. Tell us who it was! We’re dying to hear the “truth” after all these years.”
9/11 is the fundamental currency of the war mongerers in Washington. It is the only rationale they try and place behind every psychopathic policy they have tabled in the last 8 years.
Here is Obama explaining at West Point that 9/11 is the reason why he has decided to escalate the wars in the middle-east:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnHcHbZi5Bs
The most important matter of 9/11 for you to realise is that there is no way Osama and muslim terrorists could both plant demo charges throughout the three WTC towers AND influence the media and investigative commissions to help cover it up. THEREFORE, Osama and muslim terrorists had nothing to do with 9/11. So if it wasn’t muslim terrorists then it was a false-flag operation. And who would be the only likely suspects? – Rabbid psychopathic Zionists.
I reckon Jake himself was responsible for 9/11 and his ranting about the Jews is a false-false-flag operation.
He was living in NYC at the time, he’s got a massive IQ, AND he’s got a million strong jihadi army supporting him….
Co-incidence?? I Think Not!
So how ’bout it, Jake? Time to ‘fess up??
To Tex,
Your friend Dicknose is on http://www.brazzil.com forum talking loads of nonsense, after googling his name bloogers found his trash talk. I found this article after googling his name too cuz Im from brazzil.com.
He makes the same claims to brazilian and american readers on that forum: He is a millionaire, he knows all the politicians in Brazil, all jews are criminals, he has a IQ so high that he learned Portuguese after a few days living in Brazil (However, no one ever read anything not a single word in Portuguese written by him)..
The link bellow (at the very bottom of the page) he mentions you should be executed plus some other nonsense. The Brazilian and American readers couldn’t help but mock him too..
I think no matter what nationality, Brazilians, Aussies or any other, We all like laughing at Jake, after all life would be very boring without clowns
http://www.brazzil.com/component/content/article/211-december-2009/10307-my-child-and-another-65-us-children-kidnapped-to-brazil-must-come-back-home-.html
Well, uh.
See.
Not only is an indictment pretty much not necessary to counter terrorism in a wartime mode, but bin Laden has been indicted.
By the US, Spain, and Libya, of all places, and all for acts before 9/11.
No need to add on further ones at that point, given that he was already a wanted man, and could be charged when captured.
I realise law is hard for crazy penisfaces to understand, though.
Yes as i said dickface, osama (Lols) hás not been indicted for 911.